Pee...Piss...Widdle...Piddle...Wee.

However you want to call it I am finding it ALL OVER THE HOUSE! I went to sit on the couch but sat RIGHT on a damp spot - leaned in for a closer inspection... experiemental whiff - piss was on the couch! - Washed all the covers, my clothes that had sat on the "spot"...sprayed it with everything I could find....yuck. (still get whiffs every now and then). A few days later - piss in the laundry basket...

Under-nourished....

This is a blog about some really shit service we (me and a few friends of mine) have been receiving at a certain cafe on the island......lets just call it Shitty Mc Nellies! (if you live on the island then the title of my blog will give it away). Befor I go into this let me just say that there is one shinning star there. The...

Kids say the darndest things....

Here are a few:  "I can chop my leg off if I want!" Child: "Can I open the door while we're driving, what will happen?" Adult: "Well, either you'll fall out, or we'll pull the car over and you'll be walking." Child: "Well, if you try and make me walk then I'll just climb on the car and hang on to the roof" "I'm practicing being dead" "You are what you say! You are what you say! You are what...

A day of bemusements

Here are some weird things that have happened today: My boyf was off to Rugby practice and wasn't going to be home for dinner. So I was thinking I'd cook something anyway, for him to have when he got back. But then I thought about popping in on my mum instead, around dinner time.....but then I thought that would be a little naughty of me so I went back to the idea of cooking something - though...